Taking a Twit

Tweeting while taking a shit.

A phenomenon growing more and more popular with the amount of mobile twitter applications available.

Just don't let your mom catch you doing that nasty shit!

YOU: What are you doing?
ME: Just on the toilet Taking a Twit!
YOU: You are one nasty SOB!

by The Real Lobot January 7, 2011

Taking A Big Country

Taking A Big Country is when you have to take a shit so bad it requires you to take off all your cloths before you get on the crapper. You usually feel it coming on when you are in public or after a big breakfast with coffee. It starts with a rumble in the stomach then proceeds with sharp pains in the lower intestines. Plan of action is to head home and go ahead and unbuckle your pants, that way you can rip your pants off a lot faster. The shirt (if it doesnt have buttons is much easier). so it should be discarded on the floor once entering your home. This type of shit should be taken with great pride.

1) I couldn't answer the phone last night because I was busy Taking a Big Country.

by slick_willie December 9, 2011

takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town

to have sex

"i'm takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town tonight.

by verb dog August 29, 2011

Taking a L

When a person Looses, he is Taking an L. It is usually when you try to do something fun,or try to impress someone, but you fail. Also if you argue a point but it is proved wrong, you take an L. Or if something bad just happens to you u took an L.

Soulja boi was taking a L when he got robbed while livestreaming.

John: "Yo, did u get sarah last night"
Jake:" Nah, she rejected me"
John:"u walked in knowing you were taking a L "

by elaijackconnorIzzy January 8, 2017

Talking Jazz

Talking Irrelevant Bullshit. bullshit irrelevant jazz

Tobi: I'm about to go sneak this blunt into my moms crib.
John: you know, if you do that your mom could get you arrested for drug trafficking.
Tobi: you're talking jazz bro

by DayroomJazz November 29, 2017

Twarking

When a nigga is off some dumb shit or is acting in a unintelligent manor. Also if something is not working correctly the word can be used

Yo your internet was twarking last night! Shit is horrible.

by Bluhadu June 20, 2019

Talking Flap

A term used in South-East Pennsylvania to describe someone speaking in an insulting or offensive way.

Dylan: Boy, I caught you doing hand stands in the shower.
Josh: You talking flap?

by colesalad007 May 15, 2020