Ultimate Taco

When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.

I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.

by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015

taco stamping

The act of pressing the meat curtains of the vagina onto another person.

I haven't gotten any good action for a while, so I could use a good taco stamping.

by beef curtains R' US September 15, 2015

running taco

When you eat Mexican food and you have to run to the bathroom because you have diarrhea.

Man, that walking taco gave me a running taco. I barely made it to the toilet.

by Zeusifer March 22, 2016

Dwarven Taco

A Dwarven Taco is a well manicured preferably braided pubis area of some females.

Dude, I was totally gonna go down on Tammy but she had a total Dwarven Taco and I couldn’t even find her hole

by Naty by Nature December 15, 2018

taco porch

The roll of belly fat that hangs down off of a larger woman, protecting her pink taco from the elements

I bet there is a ton of moisture under that taco porch tonight!

by Resqtech July 7, 2018

Glossy taco

A glossy gel top coat that Simply Nailogical usually puts over her nails after painting them

“Put a glossy taco on your nails and bake that shit for a minute”

by ep4l July 13, 2018

Taco Train

Taco Train is when two Mexicans Sandwich a female. One hits it from the back and one hits it from the front. Much like the Eiffel Tower except when they run the train they raise one arm up and pull the air lever and yell chooo chooooo.

Yoo did you see that Taco Train at the party? Yeah Man they ran a train on her.

by KPN5467 June 2, 2018