Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy

A dance move that has you flopping around your sweaty balls. Works better if you and another guy try and make your balls touch while flopping them around.

Joe: Hey Michael!! Let’s do the Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy!!

Michael: Yeah Joe!! I bet my balls will flop more than yours!!

by Polnareff_Toenail December 5, 2019

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Sweaty finger bang

When you finger bang someone but she’s already been nutted in (which leads to moist fingers)

Oh shit I just sweaty finger banged sarah

by Moist man December 7, 2018

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Sweaty Becky

The act of fucking the fat friend who smells like onions

I fucked a sweaty Becky to help my out my cod buddy

by Jlindz2011 June 10, 2024

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Sweaties are not the rarest of breeds and should be approached with extreme caution and with plenty of deliberation between you and your drinking buddies for the evening. These aggressive ladies are often found in groups, scantily clad, and sweating profusely from the molly and hours of uncoordinated dancing. Though they are very overweight and most likely dehydrated, do not let that fool you. Once a sweaty has lured you in, they cannot be left behind. She can be driving an early 90's honda hatchback yet she is still going to be right on the tail of your brand new Tesla. If you do manage to break line of sight then they began employing primitive yet effective tracking methods.

Steve Jobs: "Damn, Musk! Looks like it'll be a quiet night for you at the secret lair. What a putz!"
Elon Musk: "Not so fast, cancer man. (take huge rip from blunt) There is still the sweaties inside that turned this foam party into the rinse cycle of a washing machine!"

by Devonius Tunaman June 12, 2019

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