Freshly knit sweater

when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater

Joe: Thank god its winter
by kingslushie93 June 25, 2011
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Sweater Weather

A great song to listen to when you're drawing a certain car.

Sweater Weather is written by "The Neighborhood"
The song Sweater Weather makes me want to draw!
by TheIdoticOne March 30, 2021
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Sweater Weather

A song that ruin the hopes and dreams of everyone that hears it. It's soul crushing. No one should speak of this song... ever.
Eva: Oh I love this song!

Sienna: What's is called?

Eva: Sweater Weather-

Sienna: Nevermind.
by EvaMarie322 February 07, 2022
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Sweater Weather

When uncircumcised men get action during the winter. The sweater is a nickname for the foreskin; Thus keeping it warm during the season.
Damn dude, my dick is cold! Its almost sweater weather though!
by Mexicanese1128 December 26, 2020
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sweater meat

A pair of knockeroonies. Breasts so magnificently substantial that they are even highly noticeable in a thick sweater.
I cannot take my eyes off of Yvette's sweater meat.

That bank teller caught me staring at her sweater meat.
by Mistah Know-it-all March 21, 2019
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Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.
While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.
by JackDaddy6294 October 06, 2022
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Sweater dood

your a sweater dood.
by sahjdvsuyfjdsa November 16, 2018
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