When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010
Get the Super Soaker Surprise mug.A person who has passed the line of just being an ass. They are like a super hero's arch enemy who gets beat up in every episode. Or at least deserves to.
by Bekarilla February 20, 2011
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A person with breeding kink, but also someone who is so deeply stuck in the closet that they have to prove their straghtness to themselves
"Kyle identifies as a super straight, but would probably fuck a trans dude, only because one was born with vagina."
by Snufkinsaidfuckyou March 9, 2021
Get the Super straigh mug.1) a refernce to dragon ball Z in which a person implies that they are about to tear up shit or enter the state of the superhuman
by Rush sigmachase December 12, 2010
Get the going super sayian mug.When you let off a "load" in the girls face
(i.e. I super soaked that hoe and her friend last night)
(i.e. I super soaked that hoe and her friend last night)
by billybobta January 15, 2008
Get the super soak that hoe mug.When a man procedes to use the method of Rusty Toolshed while a woman is on her period. The woman then pushes the mixture out into a cup, where a man mastubates until he busts into the mixture. The now completed mixture is then poured into the man's anus with the aid of a funnel, and is then excreted ino the woman's mouth. She is then punched in the face while simultaneously swallowing, causing the mixture to squirt out of her nose. The man now laughs at his creation, his lover now covered in bubbly jizzblood, liquified shit, and nasal mucus.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey Dude, best night ever last night! Gave my bitch a Neopolitan Super Glazing!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Here's a Picture
(Shows Picture)
Guy 2: Holy Shit! That's Fucking Sick!
Guy 1: Yeah It is my greatest masterpeice! Tasted fucking great to!
Example 2:
I gave my girlfriend such an amazing Neopolitan Super Glasing last week, her nostrils are still burning and she got fired because of her stench. Her boss said her smell reminded him of one night he had in a taxi rank when he was drunk.
Guy 1: Hey Dude, best night ever last night! Gave my bitch a Neopolitan Super Glazing!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Here's a Picture
(Shows Picture)
Guy 2: Holy Shit! That's Fucking Sick!
Guy 1: Yeah It is my greatest masterpeice! Tasted fucking great to!
Example 2:
I gave my girlfriend such an amazing Neopolitan Super Glasing last week, her nostrils are still burning and she got fired because of her stench. Her boss said her smell reminded him of one night he had in a taxi rank when he was drunk.
by The Man with a Sack of Mince March 27, 2008
Get the Neopolitan Super Glazing mug.The hand and arm motion that one makes when trying to defecate upon a toilet. The 'Super Saiyan' is usually done only when one is having trouble expelling waste. It is also commonly accompanied by a facial expression of intense concentration. The origin of the phrase stems from the epic transformation sequences of the popular anime Dragon Ball Z.
Bulma: Hey, where's Vegeta gone off to? His bento and bubble tea are getting cold.
Goku: I saw him head over to the washroom.. he's probably going super saiyan in there!
Goku: I saw him head over to the washroom.. he's probably going super saiyan in there!
by penwrite August 31, 2013
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