Sunshine Academy

The place where they send the mentally handicapped so that normal people can live out their normal lives. A normal student at the sunshine academy could expect to either finger paint all day, or fart in a bathtub and laugh their ass off.

I sent my son to the sunshine academy so I could bang my wife the other day

by Weiner Stinkman September 23, 2011

smushback

What happens when the pressure from biting into a goo filled pastry causes the contents to spill out onto your lap.

Sandy got so much smushback when she bit into caramel apple empanada, her hands looked like she jerked off an elephant.

by SexPanther69696969 November 7, 2011

Smush cushion

A cushion that one has had sex on.

I wouldn't sleep there! That's Chads smush cushion!

by Ardvark666 February 24, 2012

Somshai

A motherfucker who would swear at anything that moves. This nigga also jacks off to gay porn.

Don't be a Somshai.
You're juat like a Somshai man.

by Lucas Davidson Jr. October 6, 2013

sunshined

To take advantage of a friends generosity.

She sunshined me when she let me buy all night then left with my brother and didn't even say goodnight

by ficklefingeroffate December 26, 2013

Sunshine-y

A sarcastic adjective, meaning dull, bleak, and/or unhappy.

Person 1: "You alright man? You seem off."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I feel all sunshine-y inside!"

by zanThux April 29, 2016

sumsorta

some sort of

She definitely has sumsorta lyrical brilliance.

by neo_neo October 8, 2016