Steamed clam

Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.

She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

clevland steamer

The act of wrapping a females face with serran wrap, and proceeding to shit on it. therefore the shit will build steam under the serran wrap.

After purchasing some reynolds wrap, i shitted on that whores face and it got all steamy.

by C Murdah May 19, 2005

steamin carl

when one takes a shit and/or poop in a sock and hits another person in the face with it.

lauer got soo pissed after a gave his bitchass a steamin carl

by giovoni May 11, 2007

Portsmouth Steamer

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.

Also deemed Pompey Steamer

Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?

We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society

by bill April 7, 2005

Flying Towamencin steaming apple

An apple has its core removed and filled with feces, it is then thrown at vehicles and residents of Towamencin Township, Pennsylvania.

Dammit! Someone hit my car with a Flying Towamencin steaming apple!

by "J.R." September 27, 2005

Steamy

to be, look, or feel hott or overall hottness

becca is soo steamy, joe is also very steamy

by playa itallian stallion January 1, 2006

steam and cream

The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.

Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.

Bill: How so?

Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.

Bill: Sign me up...!

by V J January 5, 2006