rattled squid

When a person qualifies to be BOTH rattled in the sense of frustration, and a squid in the sense of seafood

Jordan and Jamie are rattled squids

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.

That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.

by King Lurgi September 15, 2021

Squid-Bate

When a person is so cocky, so ugly, and so rude, they are squid-bate.

Friend 1: Did you see that guy's wig?

Friend 2: Squid-bate!

by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023

Squid GaMe

A swedish person with a squid

You squid game squid

by sweetkiwi._ December 29, 2021

Squid

The same as an octopus except republican

Person 1: awwww look at that cute octupus!
Person 2: Thats not an Octupus thats a squid! It’s totally wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: my bad your right

by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 3, 2021

Squid Game

A South Korean series that everybody spits some shitty spoilers

Guy 1: hey do you know what happened in the last episode in squid game? The dud-
Guy 2: oh fuck off stop giving me spoilers

by ganagan October 14, 2021

Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.

1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.

by Chrispies September 15, 2022