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Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)
I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!
by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020
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Screaming Eagle

when you spread a girl's legs apart while doing her missionary and then you scream "AMERICA!!!"
yo bro, i was bangin this chick lastnight and i hit her with the screaming eagle. then i told her to thank me for my service.
by Mikeyrodz February 24, 2020
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Squeezing The Shooter

A term used to define Jacking Off, can be heard as Choking the Chicken, Piping the Peter, or Wanking. There are countless other names for this definition.
Andrew: yea so my parents walked in while I was making the bald man cry
Allen: oh they caught you Squeezing the Shooter LmO
by ScopeSnipe01 June 14, 2020
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squeezing a pound out of a shilling

A phrase used to describe a person who is beyond normal frugality or thriftiness. This person usually refuses to spend money on anything and is disgusted when they are forced to do so. Instead, they rather take any other option to avoid paying for anything.
“She is so cheap and tight fisted. She is squeezing a pound out of a shilling
by Hugh Wards June 23, 2020
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Screaming

Something that unfunny people default to when they try to make people laugh.
The eleven year old was screaming into his microphone in the voice chat.
by Peepoopoopybutt September 11, 2020
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screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..
Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020
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screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..
Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020
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