Frogling Squat

When you struggle with bowel movements.

Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.

He's been in there for ages!

I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.

Someone light a match in here.

Sorry, had a frogling squat.

by Frog Turd December 15, 2009

squat cobbler

A man who sits in a pie and wiggles around for sexual arousal.

"I bet that Randy is a Squat Cobbler "

by Whoretism August 29, 2016

squat apple

When you do a squat and shit yourself, that shirt is a squat apple

I heard that Taegen made a squat Apple in gym last week.

by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017

Gabe- Pop a squat

It means to poop

Never pop a squat at Taco Bell

Gabe- pop a squat

by Popasquatmeanstopoop January 15, 2021

widdly squat

Female method of watering the lemon tree.

Madge was so pissed last night that she had to cop a widdly squat on my dads lemon tree.

by Mr Dribble July 25, 2023

squat drop

Sexual position. As if doing squats on/into the other persons genitals.

Penis into vagina insertion from a higher point.

Fucking a slut deep So she screams like a dog who's tail has just been stood on

Instead of going to the gym today I just did a few squat drops with some slut

I stood above her and squat dropped my throbbing huge penis into her tight wet vagina

My Dicks so small I only ever squat drop chicks so it gets deep and they think in huge. They yelp like dogs that are in pain

by sudocrystalkizzon March 13, 2015

jump squat

A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.

Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!

by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! December 21, 2015