California Sprinkler

When two or more people are having an online chat and one of party members involved takes his/her wireless headset into the bathroom and does not mute the mic so the rest of his party can hear him/her take a piss.

The California sprinkler was so loud that I could almost smell the asparagus .

by Ham Theif January 31, 2019

The Sprinkler

When your in the middle or an Orgy and after you finish fucking some chick you gotta pee and they all get in a circle for your nut but you piss on them all in a circle imitating a Sprinkler

Guy 1: Thanks for the sex Linda!
Linda: np now you know the drill
Mariah: Yeah
Guy 1: *Does The Sprinkler*

by Sir Daddy Dank January 31, 2020

The Sprinkler

A sex act where a man sprays cum in the partner's face and moves like a sprinkler

Hey what about that girl
Last night a gave her the sprinkler
Woah

by X-Æ-A-13 August 1, 2020

Backwoods Sprinkler

When a girl is giving you a handjob, and she squeezes your balls so hard that you ejaculate non-stop for about 7 seconds.

Girlfriend: "What do you say I give you a Backwoods Sprinkler tonight?"

Boyfriend: "Not again..."

by AA-Ron Jenkins February 3, 2021

Creamy sprinkler

When you ejaculate onto a females rectum as she farts to create a vortex of semen that would simulate a sprinkler

“Ryan told me last night when he went to this girls house she was begging for that creamy sprinkler”

by Pog championship February 7, 2021

Cheesy Springer Special

A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.

“Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
“Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”

by Bussyboi69 March 26, 2021

French Sprinkler

The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.

Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.

by Frothy_walarus April 25, 2021