Spread Beagle

When a man is lying on his back, spread eagle, while receiving a BJ, HJ, RJ, TJ, FJ, or ZJ.

That girl had me spread beagle last night... Feels good, man.

by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010

spreadybois

Australian Slang. Spreadybois is the pronoun for people that have covid19 and were should have been in isolation but were instead outside in the community potentially infecting others. Antonym is Isobois (people who were isolated while infectious)

A spreadyboi is a selfish person who is infecting others in the community instead of remaining in lockdown while there is a national pandemic.

Did you see NSW cases? Yeah they had 126 case today and 78 of them were spreadybois
The number of spreadybois in the community needs to be 0 begs the Gladys Uselesspremier

by killubae July 25, 2021

Spread the web

frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.

Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught

I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.

by Permathy August 7, 2008

Spread

To fuck a woman.
Refers to spreading a woman's legs to fuck her.

I would sure like a spread her.

by Judge dredd7 January 9, 2012

Spread

The term used for a group of women in much the same way that a group of cattle is called a herd.

"Dude, check out that spread on the other side of the street"
"Not one of those ladies is lower than an 8!"
"I'm going in..."

by DrunkRainbowPig February 12, 2012

spread

when hanging with your boys, any sort of potentially good food, drink, activity, and/or female(s).

Let's go check out the spread on the other boat. I heard they have a dank chicken queso dip.

by The Back Pussy Spread November 16, 2011

Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012