spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024

Goon Spread

When a man spreads his ass on a video call while gooning

Alex just goon spreaded!!

by Yung weej May 12, 2024

Sploodge Spreading

Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.

Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!

Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!

by romaaw May 13, 2024

spreading

when a girl spreads her pussy lips in order to invite you for sex. the "invitation" comes from the notion that the girl is intentionally making her vagina and clit easier to access.

this can either be done with the girl on her back (for missionary) or with the girl bent over (for doggystyle).

bernice told me she was horny and asked me to come over. when i asked for proof, she just sent a picture with her spreading her pussy.

by ferr.ero rocher May 24, 2024

Pussy spread

A common phrase originating from a blonde 2024 pom senior at Edmond Memorial High School.

Often used in a musical tune, describing what is desired from a Stillwater boy.

#parkeredwards

“Eat me out like pussy spread!” Said Lakyn

by hthompson15 May 28, 2024

diet spread

when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food

person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread

by Dumbskateremo March 23, 2024

spreading the bull

Tirer profit (finance)

He was so used to spreading the bull about how tough he was

by Bernikins October 21, 2025