Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024

Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned

Well how John spread the beans last night

by anonymous August 28, 2023

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

Burgerville Spread

A Burgerville Spread occurs when two people are Eiffel Towering another person. One of the two must pull out and ejaculate on the back of the middle person while the other urinates on them. After the fluids are present on the person’s back, the two others must use their penises to mix the two fluids, completing the Burgerville Spread.

Dude we totally gave that girl a Burgerville Spread!

by Dr. Gorilla MD September 14, 2022

Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.

Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.

by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Goon Spread

When a man spreads his ass on a video call while gooning

Alex just goon spreaded!!

by Yung weej May 12, 2024