sponge-bag

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.

Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !

by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022

talk no sponge

Giving it to someone straight

I am not going to talk no sponge when I tell you about your diagnosis.

by Sponge talker September 8, 2017

Sponge

A boy or girl who soaks up all of others lingo or mannerisms

When I met him he never was like that, guess the sponge life got to them

by Copy cat June 5, 2020

mexican sponge

The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.

It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.

by MexicanSponge September 24, 2016

sponge

used for insulting people. it’s similar to the word idiot except less offensive.

smh, thomas, you fucking sponge.

by fluteblower2000 March 11, 2018

Sponge

Someone who sucks all the living life and joy out of peoples livelihoods.

They tend to:

- Lap up all the available attention
- Be useless and dry asf when they cant get any attention
- Want to get in all the dirtiest scenarios unnecessarily

Can be used as a generic insult for someone who gets on your nerves
A synonym for a pick me girl

They're such an attention seeker wtf

I know what a sponge

Stop being such a sponge and make yourself useful for once

by tiredchart April 2, 2021

Vibe-Sponge

Person who derives happiness from the good vibes of others surround them

I'm Vibe-sponge man

by errmoji December 31, 2021