Sponge Kid

A Sponge Kid is a female between 13-22 who goes to all ages club , hangs at malls, and wheres tna, spongebob backpacks,kangroos. Sponge kids tend to have a very low iq, but do not judge them sometimes they can take really fuck you over in a very snakish way.
person: what u doin this weekend

Sponge Kid: going clubing
by boobnator December 22, 2010
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Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3
Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.
by Spongehand McGee September 05, 2014
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Sponge-Bob Squarepants

The great dank yellow-one
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...Sponge-Bob Squarepants"
by CHIP!! May 21, 2018
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squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge
by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018
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sponge it

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.
"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."
by Moyka July 17, 2017
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sponged

consuming/drinking alcohol, being drunk
wanna get sponged tonight?
by Lomez December 16, 2007
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sponged

yeah, I totally sponged that girl in the club last night
by fegabel July 01, 2016
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