Changing relationship status in facebook and removing the notification from the time-line in a split second so that your friends won't ask you why went from married to single.
"Joyce is no longer in a relationship"...Now click "Remove" on the notification in a split second before anyone reads about the change! That is a splitsecond split.
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(noun/ verb) when a well endowed woman jumps with a bit too much enthusiasm causing her breasts to do a 180° from each other
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Get the School Split mug.To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.
by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007
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I was banging Rachel from behind when I realised I was late for band rehearsal, so I had to shoot and split
by S melancamp January 29, 2009
Get the Shoot and Split mug.When a guys pisses dual streams out of his penis. Generally, said individual has dried ejaculate on the tip of his dick causing such effect. The effect is short lived as the stream will weaken and dissolve the dried spunk. Named after the popular spark plug model.
Dude 1: Control your piss, it's getting everywhere.
Dude 2: Sorry man, I have a splitfire going on here.
Dude 2: Sorry man, I have a splitfire going on here.
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