Dirty Simon

While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.

I'm feeling extra molesty tonight, might try the dirty Simon.

by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021

Royal Dirty Simone

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.

Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.

by Adminimum March 4, 2019

simon

the greatest boyfriend Tegan ever asked for.

I love you Simon. From Tegan xox

by SexyTegs October 8, 2008

simobionic

The feeling of GREAT sexual desire for centipedes and sumo wrestlers

i am feeling very simobionic at the moment

by Peter November 26, 2004

shimoholic

A person who finds shims phisically attractive.

Usually used when refereing to shims from video games.

Laura: "Leo from Tekken 6 is hot!"
Claudia: "Shim"
Laura: "Zac Effron is Hot!"
Claudia: "Shim"
Laura: "Chad Michael Murray is Hot"
Claudia: "Shim"
Laura: "Tidus from Final Fantasy X is Hot"
Claudia: "Shim"
Laura: "OMG!"
Clauda: "sh- I mean, what?"
Laura: "I think I'm a shimoholic..."
Claudia: "Now where would you get THAT from!?"
Laura: "I know, right? They're all HOT!"

by domiblue March 2, 2008

Simon Gardner

Is a Great teenage boy, he is Australian and has the funnest humor. He is not a tough person and isn't built like a dream but his heart is good and will care for anyone. he will help anyone out and never judges people. Is in touch with his emotions. loves writing and enjoys all music. . he is very calm and gentle and would never hurt anyone. he is one of the universes surprises. he is a bit of a nerd and loves to write essays but doesn't read. He is like a teddy bear and loves to be with friends but doesn't have many close ones. makes friends easy and is very friendly has the most awesome hat and always cares how he looks. can be very vain, if you meet this Speedy fella you will be amazed at the joy you will get from him. if you fall in love with him never ever let him go. he is a very valuable person to have in your life his advise will get you far his friendship will never part. And one day you will see this rare endangered specie who hides away in his room playing computer games and the day you see him the day your will begin and he shall never leave your side. SPGG :)

1.Speedy Simon!!!!

2.heyy.

3.look its Simon Gardner

by Speedy Simon October 19, 2010

Shimono

An all-around badass that has a huge sexual appetite, has lots of friends, and is a great boyfriend. He's intellectual, and loves deep though. Also, he loves anything physical.

Who's that sexy man you were walking out with? oh, that was my Shimono-man.

by Mshim September 2, 2011