size jack

A person (male or female) who prefers average-sized penises.

Who did she want to sleep with?
Probably William. She’s such a size jack and he’s pretty average.

by MayContray January 9, 2021

2x1 sized house

A slang term for "graveyard" as a typical graveyard has the size of 2x1 meters

Ever since my grandfather passed, I've been visiting his 2x1 sized house every Eid al-Fitr to pay my respects. It’s a quiet place, but it feels good to remember him there.

by Emotional Cruiser October 8, 2025

Size queen

person who appreciates women, men or theydies of thiccer nature

“She’s a size queen”

by letmeseeyourpeacock January 14, 2024

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

Uber Sized

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.

e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.

by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014

Size Lord

Someone who wears their shirts tucked into their tight pants to show off their knock-off designer belts. Always golfs over 110. May or may not be missing hair.

That guy is a total size lord!!

by DefinitionLord888 July 23, 2020

Sweer Size

The size of the Sweer on a person or an animal or a thing.

-Hey, what's your Sweer Size?
-Fuck off

by sweerer March 16, 2022