Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.
by rugdealer October 6, 2022
Get the Brain Shart mug.A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.
Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
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When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.
I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
by Jeffy12345 January 26, 2021
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Get the Otter Sharted mug.Jumping the Shark is when a show reaches its creative peak. However, jumping the shart is when a show already jumped the shark, and somehow gets even shittier than it already has.
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