crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

coffee shaker

means that a person is basically a fucking wanker!

"Ya knw what mate u are a Fucking Coffee Shaker!"

by hutch and caff October 5, 2005

noodle sacker

-noun. A person who seduces men into the bedroom for sexual activities on a regular basis.

That noodle sacker had five men in one night, but don't call her a prostitute--she doesn't charge.

Noodle Sacker: "Damn that boy's nubbins be lookin' mighty fine tonight. I think I might just have to noodle sack him."

by Tedrick Consuelos December 2, 2007

Lamb shankered

Rhyming slang for "wankered"

I only like RnB before going out, gets you in the mood for getting lamb shankered

Vodka gets Gretna absolutely lamb shankered

Lou like to smoke gwan, it gets her lamb shankered

by ginnipanni September 24, 2009

snake shakers

wacky christian religion where live rattlesnakes (etc) are held while speaking in tongues. the theory being 'god' will protect one. -can be applied to any 'out there' religion

i heard derek got religion, what kind of church? -dang if i know, some kind of christian crap; probably the snake shakers!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009

Double Shocker

It's like the shocker but you have to pot your pinky and your ring finger in the girls butt. The two fingers in the womans vagina are just a normal fingerbanging technique so the real shocking part is the pinky in the butthole. Therefore putting your ring finger and your pinky in the girls ass makes it the double shocker

All the ladies are shocked by the double shocker

by benito October 7, 2004