Self-Laugher

Someone who laughs hysterically at something he/she just said. Typically this comment is not funny at all to others who hear it, they may wind up laughing just because the self-laugher is laughing so hard

Man he told the lamest joke in class today he laughed for like an hour at it, he is such a self-laugher.

by The Webbinator October 20, 2009

self denied control

This is when a person (male or female) feel that they should not have control over their own lives. This is caused by a troubled past or self hate, or being controled by family members (usually the parents) for to long (usually by the age of 18)

People who are like this uaually panic when given something to maintain or to look over.

However when they ask for something to control it is uaually something small to look over.

If this is not taken care of the person may become insane and sometimes suicide.

However insanity can also cause this if said person hears voices in their head.

Some of the signs are:

sleepless-ness
lack of apatite

dangerous levels of alcohol/drug in take
deep depression
feeling the need to stay in
lack of interest in normal everyday things
not taking care of oneself

Some suicide victims have self denied control and feel that they can't live without being controled

by theotherguyinabox March 11, 2010

Self Handjob

A form of masturbation. Also known as a SHJ.

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.

by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013

self confidick

Having self confidence in your penis. You either take pride in its above average size, or have come to terms with it's average or even below average measurements, and thus you exude confidence in the workplace and at social gatherings.

Jesse's erect penis only measured 3.5 inches, but he knew that there was more to life than just his dick size, so with this self confidick he proudly approached a pretty woman on the dancefloor whom he decided he wanted to "get to know better".

by Spencer T95 April 3, 2014

selfie face

The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.

For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.

For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.

Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.

Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.

by fat_man July 15, 2014

Selfiesh

1. Showing concern for only yourself and not for the desires of other people in regards to sending a selfie
2. The act of being selfish while taking selfies
3. An uncanny method/mode of teasing (most commonly executed by Females)

Vicky: Hang on, i'm taking selfies.
Tony: Where's my selfie?
Vicky: Nowhere. There are none for you.
Tony: You're being Selfiesh

by Flxme May 28, 2016

self-referential "Daddy"

When a young unmarried man with no children refers to himself as "Daddy" with his friends or potential love interests to make himself seem cooler, wiser, and more authoritative. Used largely by men in their early to mid-20s.

"Daddy had a great day in the office and now he needs a scotch to celebrate. Why don't you go and get Daddy a drink?" (self-referential "Daddy")

by jaycar October 8, 2018