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American selfie

When a male inserts a hand into a females vaginal cavity, then inserts the penis into the anus of the female and proceeds to jerk himself off through the taint wall to climax.
Yo man I just gave myself an American selfie with Tammy
by Pshaum October 30, 2025
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go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.
(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"
by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013
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strategically placed selfie

When a person makes it a point to put high quality selfies on their Snapchat story in hopes that their potential date will see it and respond.

Can be shortened to "SPS" for efficiency purposes.
Do you think Eric's snap is an strategically placed selfie (SPS) for me?

I need to put up a strategically placed selfie (SPS) for Eric to see.
by DontTellEric June 28, 2017
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Look what the selfie dragged in!

When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.
Look what the selfie dragged in !

Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard

Look what the selfie dragged in!

Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash
by daveblack September 16, 2018
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Egg Shell Selfie

A selfie that all white girls take where you can barely see each girls forehead
Yessss Becky get in my egg shell selfie, you go girl.
by Egg shell September 4, 2019
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High-Risk Selfie

Taking a mirror photo or selfie in a public area (ex: bathroom) that appears to be empty; but at any given moment someone can walk in catching you during the act of a selfie.
Jen: “Wow! Cute outfit!”
Marissa: “Thanks! It was definitely a High-Risk Selfie since someone walked in right after I took it.”
by Moniemarie31 September 19, 2019
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prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches
Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie
by prancingponyman October 11, 2019
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