sloop salad

Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+

I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.

by Foxxybabe6905 May 29, 2022

SCOOT SCOOT

The name for a scooter when u forget the name of a scooter

Person1: i fell of my scoot scoot
Person2: what is a scoot scoot
Person1: i forgot what the name of the scoot scoot is

Person2: lol
Person1: oh scooter

by jondawx July 23, 2022

Scoot Stain

The trail of pussy juices you leave behind like a slug while you run away from combat.

Breach: Thanks for the help in that last fight..
Jett: I had to change my position!

Breach: Don't lie, I could see your scoot stain while you ran.

by PlatKnight16 November 27, 2022

scoopski potatoes

When you have a large bowl of potatoes and randomly scoop potatoes onto plates while not employed at the restaurant and singing “Scoopski Potatoes”.

Steve: What are you doing?
Joseph: I’m doing some Scoopski Potatoes.

by SomeWeirdGamer7 January 17, 2018

swoop and squat

Such an operation typically involves two cars driven by suspects who box in a victim’s car on a freeway, causing a collision. The scam participants then file fraudulent insurance claims for alleged injuries.

The Insurance Commissioner on Wednesday announced the arrest of the suspected ringleader of a major operation that has allegedly staged more than 60 swoop and squats over the past 18 months, bilking insurers and consumers out of $2 million to $3 million.

by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006

Pudding Scoops

Breasts lacking structural integrity, aka saggy and mushy, to which their bra cups serve as scoops holding up two pudding-like piles of boob.

"I wish Tina would stop wearing low-cut shirts so my wondering eyes didn't have to see her pudding scoops all day long."

"Dude that girl I nailed last night, had pudding scoops. When I took her bra off, her tits looked like two deflated water balloons".

by duckslayer11 November 22, 2011

Snoop Dogg spinach

A sillier and more humorous way to refer to weed/marijuana.

Don't forget to do well in school, kiddies, and stay away from that Snoop Dogg spinach!

by MadameTesla June 7, 2017