sanchez chili bowl

when performing anal and your partner procedes to squirt dihreaha out of their ass , so much so that you feel the need to collect it and serve it to your 14 children in the morning.
kid 6: do we have to keep eating this left over chili?

dad 1: tell your mom to stop shitting

dad2: that’s what i call a sanchez chili bowl!
by lurikblakegayshit July 11, 2018
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The Dirty Sanchez

The wild thing, the n asty, s.e.x., doing it all, so to speak.
Me and Jeff, the Pepsi guy, and John, the metros.exual, in two days apart did "The Dirty Sanchez". Jeff was f-ing awesome!!!!
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Xavier Steven Sanchez

Xavier Steven Sanchez is a gay individual that likes it in the ass
by Daddyfinger714 February 12, 2019
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reverse dirty sanchez

When you perform analingus on a girl who has dingleberries. You end up with a reverse dirty sanchez.
I munched on that batty and ended up with a reverse dirty sanchez bro.
by SMSL July 22, 2008
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Sanchez's wakeup call

When having anal sex with your partner while someone else is sleeping in the bed. You get on top of them and smear the poo hanging on the tip of your penis on their face to form a poo mustache. Then you take the hair from a freshly shaven chinchilla and lightly tickle them under the nose till they sneeze little bits of poo and hair onto your partner
When I slept in my friends bed I got a Sanchez's wakeup call ,and my chinchilla got a hair cut
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by turd urchin March 22, 2016
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Spicy Sanchez

After consuming one teaspoon of Da Bomb "Ground Zero" the male sticks his finger up his own ass and then wipes it on the chicks upper lip to give her a moustache. Its not pleasant and burns.
When Joe learned his wife was going to leave him (with the kids) he decided to give her a Spicy Sanchez to teach her a lesson.
by Kevin96 December 30, 2005
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toilet seat sanchez

when you jerk off while sitting on the toilet, and the shit from your ass rubs off on the seat. Then you take it off with your finger and rub it in someones face.
I was so tired after i gave my brother a toilet seat sanchez.
by Zach Lyons December 18, 2004
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