Salty Ruben

A person who holds no Bitcoin.
Also applicable to other valuable altcoins.

"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"

"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"

"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"

by BTCOMG June 7, 2017

Salty Popcorn

A banking term popular amongst the homosexuals on Wall Street. It refers to the sexual act of one man allowing his ejacualte to drip down to his testicles, were it is then consumed dutifully by another man.

Me: They have a 550 FICO

Sputnik: Bro you know I can throw down on a deal like this, I run the salty popcorn crew! #WeGobbleItUp

by Salty Popcorn Krew July 29, 2018

sattyaj

a little indian man who wears glasses and plays roblox professionally. he sweats out seneca and asks people to scrap all the time

sattyaj is dead at fortnite

by sgayijkfgl April 6, 2019

cell safety

In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.

Hey look at Steve Dorkmeister, he's totally pulling a cell safety.

by Flo January 14, 2010

Ring of Safety

The thin circle of paper available to put over the toilet seat in a public restroom.

"Dude, I would have gotten herpes from that bathroom if it wasn't for the ring of safety!"

by yellebelle August 21, 2009

salty donkey

When you do a women in the ass so hard that when you cum it makes her leg kick out like a donkey

I gave that girl such a good "salty donkey" that she broke the wall behind me

by Parker Hinthorne,Tommy Keenan October 10, 2008

salty dog

seafarer / pirate

He's been at sea for 2 weeks, what a salty dog!

by olyeh March 13, 2009