hoe squirt

A hoe that sends nudes when unasked for or unwanted by the receiver. Often used to describe girls
She sent you nudes? That hoe squirt
by Urbangirl10210 August 8, 2017
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Rainbow Squirt ๐ŸŒˆ

noun: When you take white cake frosting, take food coloring and make separate frosting colors of the rainbow, frost inside of a woman's vagina with it, then perform oral sex on her while licking the frosting out until she squirts.
Bro, I totally gave Jennifer the Rainbow Squirt ๐ŸŒˆ last night!
by TheKing0320 April 22, 2022
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Tree squirts

When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes
Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts
by Baysejump January 13, 2021
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over squirt

Like an over dose except the drugs are mixed with extreme masturbation from watching PornHum while partying. This is a common problem with a cartoon character named Ira on Unauthorized.TV
To quote Ira from a cartoon titled: Life of Ira - "Last I night I mixed meth and viagra then ended up at the Glory Hole for like eighteen hours and almost died from an over squirt. Oh Jheezus my bowels are all messed up , and I think I just shit my pants . Oh Jheezus I'm squirting again!"
by UniBomberBear33 September 28, 2020
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Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviรง October 3, 2024
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sahara squirts

It is the same thing as Delhi Belly or Montezuma's Revenge. Except it happens in North Africa. When you eat food that gives you a terrible upset tummy and your diarrhea becomes epic, you have the Sahara Squirts.
On a trip to Morocco I ate all the street food. It was delicious but I caught Sahara Squirts and was up all night on the toilet. Other than that the trip was five stars.
by Diamond Duke January 23, 2025
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