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Rule 1 and 2 

In the context of dating, "Rule 1 and 2" is
Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Don’t be unattractive
Q: How do I get matches on Tinder?
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you

Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?

Chad: Rule 1 and 2...
Rule 1 and 2 by Hans Henrik May 27, 2023
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Rule 34 Rule Rule 35 rule 1 RULE #1 rule 2 ruler Rule 11 rule 43 rule 69
N. If a song exists, there is most likely a Naruto fan video for it.
Guy:Dude that new Drake single is awesome!
Girl: hey, I found a Naruto AMV of it!
Guy: but it just came out yesterday...
Girl: Rule 68.
Rule 68 by Young Ice Trey March 28, 2010

rule of thumb 

Commonly used term orginating in the early 1900s, when it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints

Rule of Duck 

Based on the rule that states:
If it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck, and quacks; it's a duck.

Used in real life to explain the obvious truth of the matter.
Dude 1: Andi was sure cranky when I asked her about last night at the bar. She was going with her girlfriends.
Dude 2: Is that all you asked?
Dude 1: Yeh, but when she got home her shirt was inside out, she smelled like cologne and her back is scratched up. I had to ask.
Dude 2: No you didn't. Rule of Duck. Andi is a whore.
Rule 63 is an Internet meme that states that, as a rule, "for every given male character, there is a female version of that character" and vice versa. ... It began to see general use in fandom communities as a term to refer to both fan-made and official gender-swaps of existing fictional characters, so if it's a famous dude, there is a female version
John: Hey have you seen spidergirl?
Me: Yea, its Rule 63, it's a gender swap, real or fake, it;s a female
John: Whats Rule 63?
Me: look it up on the urban dictionary
Rule 63 by SpaghettiSucker39 July 7, 2021
On the internet, usually, if anyone skilled in animation porn finds it, most likely, they will make cartoon porn of it. This has happened sooo many times that people now say that rule 34 is that there is porn of anything that exists on the internet.
Oh yea, the other day I saw a rule 34 of Ash and Dawn. STOP. Ash and Dawn is a common pairing, so of course we will have a rule 34 of it!

Oh yea, the other day I saw a rule 34 of Luke Triton and Ness. STOP. Luke Triton and Ness is a pairing most haven't thought of, and I have yet to see a rule 34 of it, so for the time being, this is an exception. If you do happen to see or make one, contact me at florareinhold@hotmail.com :)

(Rule 34's brother in childhood smashing is rule 64 )
Rule 34 by Game Yaoi Fan December 21, 2010