royal pita

an abbreviation from the phrase royal pain in the ass (pita) often used as a substitution for censorship and covertness purposes

*works especially well in restaurants

Greg-All this work is being a royal pita
Brad-Tell me about it, there's no time to do anything.

by Ander Pisker December 4, 2007

royal mail

A shower of arseholes who are either on strike or stealing your parcels.

Royal mail.

Tom "Look at that fucking postman opening cards looking for cash"
Bill " Rare to see one, the cunts are usually on strike "

by Ihate pakis November 29, 2022

Royal Forums

The Royal Forums : Internet dwelling of spinsters and gays fascinated with all things Royal. Chatter may follow the lines of "Queen Camilla : Yay or Nay?" or "Who would you rather do? William or Harry?". Old Queens guaranteed.

Royal Forums topic: http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/f23/is-the-monarchy-worth-keeping-14557-20.html#post715992

by BeatrixFan March 7, 2009

RoyAi

The pairing of Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye from the manga and anime, Fullmetal Alchemist. This pairing is know for exceptional angst and symbolism. Most believe them to not be actively romantically engaged, but to be restraining their emotions for a better time and place than the current setting of Fullmetal Alchemist. It is generally considered that they are not sexually active with one another, and it is debatable whether they ever have been. The word RoyAi comes from the Japanese characters of 'Roy' and 'Hawkeye' being combined, and the resulting sound is 'royai'. The correct spelling of this sound would normally be roiai, which is why occasionally you will see RoyAi refered to as RoiAi, however, most fans agree that RoyAi is a pun of Roy+Ai (the Japanese word for love)

Some pairings of Fullmetal Alchemist include: RoyAi, EdWin, RoyEd, Edvy, RoyMaes, RizaEd, and many others.

by Imagining Dark Roses April 23, 2008

Front Royal, Va

Bumfuck town in Northern Virginia where people like to travel from ridiculous distances to look at leaves and whose natives will NEVER LEAVE, and if they do, they always come back. Known for it's lack of anything to do, it's dumb assed rednecks, and FAR to many cops. A chick gets pulled over for speeding and suddenly there are five cops on the scene. Wtf? Also known for it's strange hangout spots. Mainstreet, 6th Street 7-11, and anywhere were there is either weed or alcohol.

Front Royal, Va? Where the fuck is that?

by Ameh Butterfly Girl June 21, 2008

scene royalty

A pair of individuals who are so trendy, and attractive according to the "scene", that any and everything could be potentialy free.

"MICAHtronic and French Kid from Myspace are scene royalty! They are almost as amazing as JefreeStar and Raquel Reed. I want to add them to my friendslist!"

by TRASHYtronic January 16, 2007

Royal Robbins

1. Authentic, quality, stylish outdoor and travel apparel brand. Known for legitimacy, strong environmental ethic, comfort, and wearability. Often worn by male and female mountainsexuals. When you see someone in Royal Robbins, you know they're legitimate outdoors people and adventure travelers who like to look good, be comfortable, and not stink. Wearers are often said to be "Loyal Royal." Definitely not for poseurs. Usually found in outdoor specialty shops like The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.

2. Legendary Yosemite hardman climber and adventurer, founder and namesake of the company that bears his name.

Steve - "Who was the climber who did a lot first ascents in Yosemite, then started a clothing company - the first guy to do that?"

Keith - "That was Royal Robbins. Great climber. His company pre-dates most of the others like Patagonia, Mountain Hardwear, Kuhl, even Marmot. Yeah, Royal is a legend."

by da Chetster March 6, 2009