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dick ridder

When a Heterosexual male will not leave his other Heterosexual male alone and will copy whatever he does and compliment and agree with whatever he says.
Yo Jimmy is always being a dick ridder and ridding Johnnys dick.
by Ilikepiop December 9, 2015
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muddy slay ride

titty fucking a girl backwards so you can grind your asshole up and down her face
by hella cogswella May 12, 2008
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Text n' Ride

To either drive while texting or attempting to text.
Tyler: "Carful. Text n' Ride."
Noah: "Where?"
Tyler: "The driver of the black Jeep swerving in and out of the lane next to us."
by Imanei October 18, 2008
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Poonin' For A Ride

When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.

She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.

These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.

Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.

The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!

Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011
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Jetpack Joy rider

A person who free rides in a group activity or project and doesn't engage or contribute. Characterized by being aloof, insecure and apathetic.
Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.
by Truedad October 2, 2014
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long ass ride

Expression used by NCT's Mark in 'The 7th Sense' and 'Whiplash', this mean like a fucking long walk.Pls support NCT and all members they deserve the best. Always slaying and smiling theyre so lovely pls support them <33333
'Oh, and that's a long ass ride jeongsineopsi hwidullida gyeolguk nuneul gamji'
by JunoWTFL September 14, 2017
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Iberian Bull Ride

When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him in his backside with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
Take me out for some gazpacho and then Iberian Bull Ride my bum bum, papi!
by #SoNotAJames June 1, 2022
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