Ring-Headed

Just like the rings of Saturn, these people tend to think that everything revolves around them and always butts themselves into situations just for drama or for the fun of it.

Jake: Will, do you think she's cute?
Will: She's aight I guess.
Ashleigh: *enters the room* Are you guys talking about me?
Will: Ew no.
Jake: Stop being such a Ring-headed ass bitch.

by Illestbitchontheblock May 19, 2018

rhino ring

Large arse, the size of a rhinoceros's backside.

''Did you see the rhino ring on Suzi tonight? Any bigger and she won't get through the door''.

by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016

Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)

This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings

by selfpuffs September 1, 2019

chili ring

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.

You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"

by Arashiin October 9, 2011

Elden Ring

Oh, I doubt you could even imagine it..... The game that caused a entire fan base to go hollow. The Elden Ring! A game that is so good that it has a dedicated cult to it before release, with its own lore, which rivals the real game itself. Trust me, I am The Holy Miyazaki!

Guy one- Hey, have you beaten Glaive Master Hodir yet?
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!

by Miyazaki The God of Soulsborne June 10, 2021

glazed ring

A pussy which is full of oil.

Man, I fucked a glazed ring last night.

by Chester 101 June 13, 2019

belly ring

A stupid name trendies call a navel piercing. The actual jewelery put in navel piercings is a curved barbell, although sometimes cbrs are used. This name annoys the hell out of anyone who is seriously involved in piercing.

"Eeeeek! I totally got a belly ring on Friday bcuz Britney Spears does! She is totally kewl!

by Shinku March 27, 2004