The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.
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Robert: Dude did you see what Jan just posted on his website?
Phillip: Who's Jan?
Robert: The Reedley photographer headass, the one who takes our soccer pictures.
Phillip: Oh, that Jan.
Phillip: Who's Jan?
Robert: The Reedley photographer headass, the one who takes our soccer pictures.
Phillip: Oh, that Jan.
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