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n.Music made that that has no help of hot music video girls, implants, gimmicks, voice enhancers, steroids, or repeating a single lyric over and over because your big name and street cred will automatically make anyone buy your crappy rap music no matter how much it sucks and love it in fear of being socially rejected despite the fact that your early career as a free styler was a million times more inventive and would have impressed those haters at the FCC somehow and saved white people across the world a lot of time typing up angry letters, posts, dictionary inserts, etc.
-Why are you listening to Usher? Bach was the last real musician!
--yo, shut the **** up foo befo I knock yo ***! HE use only 10 real word of dis english, making it easy for me and my ghetto culture allies to comprehend.
-SHutup, Mike, and stop pretending you're black.
by Trex July 21, 2004
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Real True Christians

Monotheistic followers of Jesus who:

1. Search for the truth instead searching for a belief that makes them feel good about themselves.

2. Serve God instead of themselves or their own desires.

3. Completely accept the Bible as the complete, authoritative source of information about God.

4. Take it upon themselves to be Christian rather than expect clerics to serve as proxy Christians for them.

5. Obey God's word because they love and respect God enough to obey Him, instead of working even harder to come up with excuses not to obey God.

6. Do not introduce man-made philosophies or pagan customs into their worship and pretend that they have something to do with Jesus.

7. Obey God rather than men when the two are in conflict.

8. Do not follow self-appointed prophets or messiahs.
I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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Real fan

A person that actually likes a music artist that doesn't use illegal downloads like a a fake weirdo that spends all their time on facebook and trying to get a good playcount, to 'boost' their social status!
"fake fan - omg yah I really luv that band :))))))!!!!!! will have to illegally download their tonightt!!!!!!!!"

"Real fan: no. Buy their album and actually support them as an emerging artist if you love her!"

"Fake fan: but albums are so expensiiivvveee!!!!!!!!"

"Real fan: don't you have two Macs? *raised eyebrows* " haha!! I love you! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
by Real fan! October 13, 2009
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Real Madrid

The greatest team to ever grace the world with its presence. It is complete with world class players such as Karim Benzema, Angél Di María, Mesut Özil, and the greatest of all, Cristiano Ronaldo. This imperial squad is coached by none other than The Special One, Jose Mourinho, the greatest coach ever. They do not engage in diving, cheating, paying refs, riding UEFA’s dick, or gayness such as some teams (cough…cough barça). No one will ever be better than Real Madrid, because they own Pep Guardiola, and Messi is, and forever will be, Ronaldo’s bitch.
FUCK BARCA! GO REAL MADRID!
HALA MADRID HASTA LA MUERTA, PARA SIEMPRE.
by madridistasiempre November 27, 2011
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real estate

Street corners where drug trading takes place. The corners are operated and "owned" by one drug dealer regularly, hence the term "real estate"
Some east side mofos capped J-dibbs over some real estate. People be buyin from themz over there now.
by xdlx March 16, 2009
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real feel

When the temperature outside is +10 degrees Fahrenheit but the wind chill makes it feel like its -10 degrees Fahrenheit. Or if the temperature outside is +90 degrees Fahrenheit but the humidity makes it feel like it is +100 degrees Fahrenheit. Most people only want to know the temperature it feels like. Hence, the real feel temperature.
Person 1: The weather station said it is going to be ten degrees tomorrow, that's not to bad.
Person 2: Yeah, but they also said there is a wind chill advisory in effect for tomorrow.
Person 3: So what did they say the real feel will be? That's all I care about!
by dozergirl February 21, 2015
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Real Man

A true man can best be described as rugged and that does not have any fears. A man has a good deal amount of knowledge about tools, cars, the outodoors, knows how to act around women by being a gentlemen, but is not always serious and can have fun with them. Men financially provide for others and themselves and are overall responsible. Men are clean, well groomed, and can have a very short beard to portray that image of ruggedness. True men do not think about themselves. They do not always think about sex. They stand up for what they believe, take responsibility for their actions, help others, they are self confident, physically stong and in shape, have a sense of humor, generous, honest, and are considerate. They provide a sense of security. Men are brave and do not need to show off for their friends nor do their sway their opinions because of their friends. Now even if you are biologically a man, this does not mean you fit my definition of all the components of what a real man is.
A "Real Man" would be like the Brawny paper towel mascot. He has that image of outdoors, strength, confidence, and ruggedness, but what about his character?
by Aussiegoat5. July 5, 2006
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