The greatest team to ever grace the world with its presence. It is complete with world class players such as Karim Benzema, Angél Di María, Mesut Özil, and the greatest of all, Cristiano Ronaldo. This imperial squad is coached by none other than The Special One, Jose Mourinho, the greatest coach ever. They do not engage in diving, cheating, paying refs, riding UEFA’s dick, or gayness such as some teams (cough…cough barça). No one will ever be better than Real Madrid, because they own Pep Guardiola, and Messi is, and forever will be, Ronaldo’s bitch.
FUCK BARCA! GO REAL MADRID!
HALA MADRID HASTA LA MUERTA, PARA SIEMPRE.