Pull an Ackey

To do something so dumb, it can only be described as being "Jarett dumb".

An few examples of how to Pull an Ackey would include:

-Taking out street signs as a form of entertainment.

-Accidentally forgetting you lent out your vehicle to your father and reporting it stolen a few hours later.

-Calling for emergency first-aid because you want some Tylenol.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there as well. Call in sick hours later and get busted.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there...again. Call in sick and get busted...again.

by Joe Mama II January 21, 2009

Pulled A Tony Montana

When you're at your house, and some people come to fuck you up, and you fight back. During this time, most people shout "Say hello to my little friend!" And start shooting at their oppressors with an M16 assault rifle that has an under barrel grenade launcher attached to it. The normal result of this action is being shot repeatedly, and continuing to fall in a pool. At least you took some of those rat bastards with you.

Joe: I heard they called a hit out on Tony last week.

Paulie: Yea, they did. But I hear that he pulled a Tony Montana.

Joe: no shit?

by Shaolin Masta January 31, 2009

Pulled a Mel

To leave your computer in the middle of a conversation with somebody without telling them you are going away.

"So I hear girls like you don't play world of warcraft, what do you think?"

" "

"Oh wtf I can't believe you pulled a mel in the middle of our conversation!"

by Dragonaught April 27, 2009

Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)

After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.

by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009

Pulled a chris

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.

Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.

by CTA12345 October 13, 2009

pull a jellyfish

to use the excuse of having a violent allergic reaction to jellyfish to skip school for a day to either finish any previous unfinished homework or not take a test when everyone else does to get answers upon returning to school the next day.

Bill: Where's John? We have a huge test today.

Phil: He told me that he was going to pull a jellyfish because he didn't study last night.

by An Interesting Name October 21, 2009

pulled an aj

When somebody decides to fuck over their friends for their own personal gain.

student 1: man, this sucks. anthony handed in the summer reading, and now the rest of us have to.
student 2: wow, that asshole pulled an aj.

by loyola-nyc October 28, 2009