garbage plate

A disgusting dish popular to upstaters that consists largely of cholesterol and cheese covered heart attack.

My doctor advised me to stop eating garbage plates when I began to bleed butter.

by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005

polates

Originating in edinburgh, polates are weed infused coffees. The term combines po and cafe latte.
A slightly softer sibling of the caramel crachiatto and the L.S.Dresso.
Often used at the end of a message to suggest that two people meet up for the purpose of drinking them.

Ricardo, where have you been?
I'm feeling stressed out but need perking up aswell...

Polates?

by Diddiodopolis January 12, 2009

Plated

When a girl only takes a date with a guy in order to get a free meal.

Do you think she's not calling because she doesn't like me? Nah bro, she just came for the food. You just got plated.

by Owlandstag April 21, 2016

Glass Pie Plate

When you have a person hold a glass pie plate over their face and you take a shit into it.

"That girl would not let me leave the party until I gave her a glass pie plate"

by J-Bills March 12, 2008

portuguese hot plate

The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose and runny.

Jenny is so down-to-earth, she let me give her a portuguese hot plate last night.

by Rick44554444 April 22, 2008

pie plate

the act of spreading ones ass cheaks over another's face and taking a healthy shit in their mouth

i gave her the pie plate after drinking a fast acting laxitive and then made out with her

by david wissing August 12, 2003

Plateau

Verb- To take a dump.

Jeeze man, I really gotta plateau right now.

by Dictionary222 March 25, 2009