Hair that grows on your genitalia when you go through puberty, thus named pubic hair. It is only a myth that shaving it will make it itchy - all you have to do is wet it, trim it and then shave.
by 5675454854 April 24, 2015
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Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
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Get the pube tube mug.When a man gets fat in the belly, a secondary roll of fat develops below his belly button. When this fat rolls to either side of his penis, he develops pube boobs.
by leatherbootsstl September 1, 2017
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Get the pube my pants mug.The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!
Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
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