PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX

You walk into a strip club flush with cash.Beautiful women take their clothes off and dance for you.One in particular
catches your eye.She's hot...charming...smart...and seemingly
level-headed.You know it's too good to be true.So does she.
Remember you're in a STRIP CLUB.You're paying women to behave
like their real-world polar opposite.She moves in...with her kid.Has yours.You're FUCKED.

INVESTMENT BANKER 1:"I've taken Mylene to dinner a coupla' times outside of this place.I'm thinkin' I might move her in.

IB2:"You'll beee sooorrry!Have'nt you ever heard of PSP?"

IB1:"PSP?"

IB2:"PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX.She's on her best behavior...until she moves in.Then
the fangs and the claws come out.
Been there."

by L.MARTIN January 29, 2006

psycho

That guy at the party standing in the corner of the room pretending to be a hatstand. Or the guy you put your tent up next to at a music festival.

psst... over there. No eye contact. That one with foam dribbling over his chin... psycho.

by Bob Random August 27, 2003

psycho

us....i mean me...heh heh...

i have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narsiccistic rage....yeah me too man

by ducky May 6, 2004

Psycho

A crazy ass, supercilious fool, who will stab you with a rusty knife if she sees you holding Ricky Young's hand. REGARDLESS of the fact that they've been broken up for 6 months and she gave someone else head moments before.

SOME BITCH- "Courtney, that was really lame that you screamed at that girl for holding Ricky's hand... You guys have been broken up for 6 months, and you just have Kevin head... Plus, you made a huge scene, and embarrassed all your friends..."

COURTNEY LATTA- "LYKE, OMG, I CAN'T HELP IT?!!! I'M LYKE, JUST SUCH A PSYCHO, OMFGGG!"

SOME OTHER BITCH- "Yeahhh you fuckin are hahahaha"

by imUGLY12345 January 22, 2009

psycho

someone whom you ask to leave a tent and then they begin to change into the hulk.

People in the tent: "Shannon please leave our tent"
Shannon *becoming psycho* : "you pathetic parasites!"

by threeways July 7, 2011

psychobilly

A subculture. The music is crunchy punk with an upright bass. Often contains horror themes. Followers are a dirtier version of rockabilly kids, with more tattoos and more piercings and a meaner sneer.

He's so psychobilly beceause he has '57 hearse and doesn't change his underwear!

by May Ouest February 12, 2004

psycho

psycho is what happens when your boyfriend cheats on you

the definition on top of me is an example of a cheatin person with its results

by Anonymous April 7, 2003