poofter's feet

Men with sensitive feet that requires constant cushions and pampering.

I can't stand on that hard concrete floor, the surface pressure is killing my feet! I think i've got poofter's feet.

poofter's feet by PFeet June 6, 2010

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Pooberry

A mushroom. They grow on shit, or shit-like substance...the berry or fruit of shit. Pooberry.

Please don't buy anymore mushrooms! I don't like the pooberry in our spaghetti sauce.

Pooberry by Eaten by the Whale March 20, 2011

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Party Pooper

Someone who ruins a party by getting totally wasted and shits on the floor, the couch, his friend's polo, the wall, and many other places. As well as shitting all over the place, a Party Pooper can sometimes also throw up underneath a dog bowl, piss on the kitchen floor, or on someone's shoes. The Party Pooper usually awakens the next morning covered in his own shit, vomit, and piss. The Party Pooper flees the party house in a state of confusion, leaving his disgruntled friends to clean up his disgusting mess.

A classic example of a Party Pooper is Tyler Price, who did everything that is described in the definition.

Party Pooper by Gaz55 February 18, 2008

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Party Pooper

Before ejaculating on your partners face, shove a handful of confetti in your anus. After ejaculating quickly turn around and fart out the confetti on your partners face causing it to adhere to the semen. Often followed up by the male yelling "Surprise!"

I had leftover confetti in my house so what else would I do? I gave her a party pooper of course.

Party Pooper by papasmurff September 19, 2010