cum-pool

A cum-pool is a puddle of a guy's cum that collects in the grooves of his six-pack when he whacks off and shoots his cum-cannon all over his abs.

I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Pocket Pool

The movement of ones hand to grab the meat and two veg in ones trousers.

Jake was playing pocket pool--the referee was a PRICK !!!

by amadeus April 8, 2005

mushy poola

1. a really sweet, passionate, smart, attractive, hard-working, funny, all-around amazing guy
2. someone who makes a girl feel like a queen
3. someone a girl would want to cuddle and/or talk with and/or share ice cream and/or a movie with
4. someone a girl would really want to kiss and/or make love to
5. someone who cooks and sings really well
6. someone who likes going places with is girlfriend
7. someone who likes going nowhere with his girlfriend
8. someone who tries really hard to make everything perfect for his honey, even though he doesn't have to at all
9. someone a girl is so lucky to have or call her own
10. someone really really cute and still really really hot

::sigh:: that mushy poola is just so dreamy. he's like a dreamboat. he makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside. he just writes me the sweetest emails. AND he just bought me a soft scarf and yummy pad thai. i'm going to have 10,000 babies with him.

by nyah November 8, 2004

poolimia

When you have to take a shit immediately after eating.

Bob has been diagnosed with poolimia.

by BD September 13, 2004

pool ornaments

Once a pool is constructed and filled with water, the only thing left to do is surround it with fine young females, aka pool ornaments, to complete the ambiance.

Damn Dude! Why didn't you tell me you had pool ornaments too!

by venusvegasvada August 14, 2011

Pool Honey Syndrome

The act of thinking a women is attractive due to lack of clothing, wet hair etc. Then later find out she is not attractive.

Dan thought Betty by the pool was hot in her bikini. Later seeing her Facebook profile found she was ugly and thus was a victim of "pool honey syndrome".

by Danmaj March 29, 2014

pool boner

Any instance of someone developing an erection within a small body of still water, usually when the penis is submerged.

Chris: "Did you have a pool boner when you got out of the pool and went upstairs?"
Male #1 (in response): "Yes."

by Shepherd Monk December 13, 2016