BOD point

The point at which there is no reason for you to be alive. The "better off dead" point.

Tom: I would say FML but i have no life to fuck. I'm at the BOD point.

by monkeyjameson33 February 09, 2010

Thot points

Thot Points are the rating system based on acts and actions to measure how much of a Thot someone is. Measured in 000's

"How many Thot Points would you give her?"

by Sonney Jim April 04, 2018

House points

Useless crap used to make teachers pets feel better and to make it seem like teachers aren't always dishing out detentions like oprah.

Mainly used in british schools.

Teacher: " here u go jimmy, have a house point for ur good behaviour"

Student: "miss can i go to the toile...."

Teacher: " YoU ShOuTeD OuT!!! DeTeNtIOn!!!"

house points are for good students/pushovers

by 69Jeff 420 September 25, 2019

Funny Point

When your friend tries to be funny, but says something so stupid and unfunny, or a joke that has been overused way too much that you have to award him with a point.

Person 1: what’s nine plus ten?
Person 2: twent-
Person 1: JOE MAMA
Person 2: wow bro. really funny. you’ve earned a funny point.

by BakedOwl May 15, 2020

Pointing To The Ok

Pointing to the okay sign: 👉👌.

When a male and female do the nasty.

They are pointing to the ok.

by DDSassmouth June 06, 2015

Safe points

An abitury scale of trust, similar to lad points but less homosexual,
used often by the working class, mainly Bengali male adolescents, sometimes white males if circumstances allow,

they are used in the north of England and signify trust between two friends, No safe can be used to signify the loss of trust

lad 1'hey did u keep that secret'

lad 2'ye mate'
lad 1 'muchos safe points'

another example
lad 1 ' did u snake me out'
lad 2 'ye'
lad 1 'no safe man'

by RUle britania December 01, 2017

Jungle Points

Similar to man points, but you get them for sexual encounters out doors.

Yeaah we totally had sex behind that tree... twice!

Ha, serious jungle points!

by whattfever December 20, 2009