An annoying friend who never leaves your side when you have a bag of drugs and is always trying to get a hit of your drugs anytime you do some. These are the type of friends who bump into you at a party and then completely change their plans to roll with you once they find out you have the good shit. Once the drugs are gone these friends will dismount and look for the next powder pony to ride. Unless of course, they can convince you to buy more first.
Man, quit being such a pocket jockey and get your own shit.
That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.
That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
Get the pocket jockeymug. by phil hater May 15, 2021
Get the donk pocketmug. When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.
by LovesToSplooge6969 July 2, 2016
Get the Soggy Pocketmug. The term used when referring to the genitalia of a practising nun. Nuns vow their chastity, therefore have a pocket that is forgotten about and never used.
"No sister Mary, I would not like to see your forgotten pocket, tis a sin"
"No, nuns can't have sex, theres no way you're putting that anywhere near my forgotten pocket"
"No, nuns can't have sex, theres no way you're putting that anywhere near my forgotten pocket"
by hellicopter123 October 20, 2019
Get the Forgotten Pocketmug. Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
Get the Pocket Buttermug. When a girl/boy who is very cute, small and wearing all black on a daily basis Is referred to as a goth. When one is very very petite and owned by someone, maybe be referred to as a "pocket goth" meaning they can fit in a pocket.
by Jellyfishgal September 9, 2016
Get the Pocket gothmug. A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014
Get the couch pocketmug.