Lawdy lawdy, Miss Scarlet, ah dun know nuthin bout birthin no babies, but ah does know y'all best open da winda cause I jest squeezed out one dem phantom uh da oprah an...........whoooo wheee, dat smell mo dan when ma ol' man come home aw liquored up lass friday night an shit in da bed.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
Get the Phantom uh da Oprah mug.Sometimes, when a man is too drunk to get an erection, it can be embarrassing. To avoid embarrassment, (This only works if the girl is very drunk/dumb), he can slide his fingers down infront of his penis and do the deed while making all the right noises, while the girl is none the wiser, thus avoiding a loss of dignity, unless the girl realizes his penis is unusually small.
by teddye03 May 28, 2011
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A person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.
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The Phantom is the primary dropship used by the Covenant in Halo 2 and Halo 3. In Halo 2, troops are deployed through a gravity lift, and three plasma cannons defend the troops as they are being dropped. In Halo 3, troops primarily exit through side doors in a manner similar to the Spirit dropship of Halo: Combat Evolved. But it still looks roughly the same, and it still has the gravity lift. It is defended by one large plasma cannon and two plasma turrets.
The Phantom is the primary dropship used by the Covenant in Halo 2 and Halo 3. In Halo 2, troops are deployed through a gravity lift, and three plasma cannons defend the troops as they are being dropped. In Halo 3, troops primarily exit through side doors in a manner similar to the Spirit dropship of Halo: Combat Evolved. But it still looks roughly the same, and it still has the gravity lift. It is defended by one large plasma cannon and two plasma turrets.
UNSC Marine: EYES UP! PHANTOM INBOUND!
Another Marine: Roger that, got Grunts, Jackals, and an Elite.
Another Marine: Roger that, got Grunts, Jackals, and an Elite.
by an elite April 22, 2009
Get the Phantom mug.The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.
"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
by Hail Dale September 1, 2013
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Get the Phantom Research mug.1. (Noun) A person who is possesed by a ghost or phoantom.
2. (Noun) A person who wears hippie clothes while riding on a unicycle in the middle of London.
3. (Adjective) To describe someone as an ungrateful idiot excuse of a person.
2. (Noun) A person who wears hippie clothes while riding on a unicycle in the middle of London.
3. (Adjective) To describe someone as an ungrateful idiot excuse of a person.
1. OMG! Your boyfriend is a PHANTOMINON!!!!!
2. The news just said there is a Phantominon near Big Ben!
3. Ugh. Your such a Phantominon.
2. The news just said there is a Phantominon near Big Ben!
3. Ugh. Your such a Phantominon.
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