peetard

nickname for "pete wentz" of fall out boy.

peetard plays the bass in fall out boy.

by bob1231232312312 September 15, 2007

Paetzke

PERFECTION-girl from saint clair shores

Paetzke (when referred to steph) is perfect like a sea side sun rise

by 8507 January 10, 2009

Peketz

One whom prevaricates about the size of his johnson...

Billy: Yo ho I've got 12" of lovin sunshine up in here, and it's all fo you..
Ho's friend: Billy's such a Peketz... He ain't even got 3"...

by Beefy Johnson March 29, 2009

pretzel mange

a rare scalp disorder caused by bleaching the hair may cause u to become a dumb mother fucker with pink or blonde spikey hair. may also have a skull tatoos pop up that have no meaning and sticks needles in his ass and drives a broke ass taurus with gay skulls all over it and has large, some may say huge love handles and looks like lance bass

omg dude look at that lance bass on steroids lookin mo fucker. god I hate him. he must have pretzel mange

by Dr. chig wung August 27, 2009

peetour

A brief digression from your planned route home so you can answer nature's call. Behind the bushes, mayhaps? In an alley for the classy.

"It's almost last call, let's get out of here."
"Okay but I have to take a peetour on the way."

by USF loverrr January 7, 2010

Peetend

To pretend to piss at a urinal when you have stagefright due to the proximity of people.

I was just about to take a piss when the boss came in and took the urinal next to me. I was so nervous I couldn't go so I just peetended.

by bobber77 June 13, 2010

pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.

Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.

by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011