Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner

Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.

by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023

pat job

The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.

Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?

Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.

by UTBOTPHJ December 21, 2016

Pat My Tea

The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.

She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”

by Mydickisbetterthabyours March 21, 2019

Pedo Pat

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids

Jibbay: That bloke only works here to be around children.
Shane: Yeah he’s such a Pedo Pat.

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

St. Pats

a big ass school/ daycare

Tj: “what did you do at St. Pats?”
maddy: “I hid in a cabinet”

by oiiimeow January 16, 2020

hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012