Parker the dude

A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.

Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.

by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

Parker

Parker is like the annoying little brother you wish you didn't have. He's very loud, doesn't stop fidgeting, and has an odd send of humor. Parkers are also very bad at fortnite.

Tell Parker that he's grounded.

by flattypatty411 February 16, 2019

Dick Parker

For one who parks dicks in there ass or vagina. Meaning they let it stay. Both sexes apply

(Girl 1) bitch. Im such a dick parker the boys love it

by Im a dick parker September 3, 2018

Parker

Parker is a boy who is the funniest guy ever! He usually has Blonde fluffy hair who is normal at height. Usually dates tall, Dirty Blonde, Green eye ,girls. He always has your back no matter what. He often dates girls with unique names like Audrey, Madeline,Seirra, etc. He always loves his sports no matter what sport it is he will be the best at it! Never mess with a Parker.

Who's That Parker dude?

I don't know but he's Hot!

by Donald1 September 28, 2018

G1 Parker

When someone parks half in and half out of the parking spot.

Shit what the fuck bro. Gawd thats a real g1 parker there.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

Parker

He’s not the brightest of the bunch. He is always getting stuck and will need help but he is a loyal friend and a kind person

Parker what the hell are you doing

by Mustardmen July 4, 2019

Gus Parker

The gate keeper of dad jokes

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker

by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019