paraletic

Typically this is a conscious stage beyond one being extremely drunk. In the strict meaning of the phrase, usually it is pre-determinded to get to the point where one (e.g. a young person downing a bottle of vodka, for example) determines that for kicks it seems very 'young' to get paraletic. For example (and having been there, who hasn't!), the term is frequently used and implemented by young adults who want to enjoy alcoholic experiences of the most extreme. Also, contradictory to the idea, it is very possible to recall having been paraletic. Memory loss can occurr but often the next day or resulting few hours of consciousness (whatever comes first), revealing behavioural flashbacks of this state are oh so much fun to recall! Especially if you did some damage...

I am mega-pissed (in nightclub), I am going home to down them beers, sit in the chair and get totally paraletic...

by Pwll ap Sion March 16, 2008

the parker

The act of commiting sodomy to a homosexual (male) partner in a public park or parking lot

when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"

by Caleb Cox December 22, 2007

Double Parked

New Zealand term for the state of a person who has opened another beer before finishing their first, resulting in them holding two bottles.

Hah look at Nick! He's double parked.

by Stcst June 9, 2018

peter parker

When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"

she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.

by jon abbot August 7, 2007

Parked like Rosa

When a vehicle is parked in front on an establishment or home.

...The Benz is Parked like Rosa.

by Dj Danny B. October 10, 2009

floormatt parker

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno

i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

by jose suarez May 9, 2006

noah parker

the most beautifulest man to ever walk this earth! he is a sexy man and should never forget! he is the man of every girls dreams . usually blonde with green eyes has the most sexiest under wear! everything about him is just lovely . he is usually called boobear by this girl who she loves him alot!

kayla: who is that sexy man

john: oh its noah parker

by ploop plop August 6, 2012