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alex owens

Is a pretty average guy, but his sock game will drop panties faster that the U.S dropped bombs on Japan.
WOW! Did you see Alex Owens socks? I had to pick up my panties, they were so incredible!!
by snewo xela July 31, 2016
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The Owen Theorem

This theorem commemorates the idea that Owen is secretly British but hides it as he sees it as a weakness. The context within these arguments is the strong amount of evidence present that supports the idea that Owen Busko has British ancestors, creating the assumption that he is indeed British. Many pieces of evidence have supported this claim. One such example is Owen persistently driving his motor vehicle on the left side of the road in video games such as Fortnite and Grand Theft Auto V. Knowing this, one can tie the idea that he perceives driving on the left as a normal trait in his common society while present in his native country of England. When brought upon this issue, Owen becomes defensive, as he thoroughly claims his traits of driving on the left is not linked to him being British, and instead, just a misconception. When not paying attention, Owen sometimes slips up and exposes his genuine British accent. He uses common British language and slang in which could be easily distinguished if heard properly. Owen Busko's defense within these allegations are much the same. He says common phrases such as "I'm not Bri'ish!", or "Shut up!", to express his certain beliefs on this subject. These pieces of evidence are only some of the many which consist within Owen. Even though his belief is constant, the strong pieces of evidence and common sense makes it inevitable to disagree with the idea of Owen truly being British.

-SeaBandz Dafucisyoutalkinabout
"Kathy Busko sex goddess fortnite money during hannukah!"

"The Owen Theorem is the best theorem poop!"
by SeaBanda Dafucisyoutalkinabout January 14, 2021
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Owen Cooper

Owen Cooper is awesome. He is a guy you can trust. When you date him you will find him to be loyal, accepting, and caring. You will fall in love with him and he will support you, never use you or take advantage of you. He is sensitive, tall, handsome, and well built. He is great in bed.
It’s hard to forget since Owen Cooper gave you so much to remember.
by Tiara_w July 31, 2018
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owen middler

A short man who gets dominated by Kelsey Moore his bird. She puts her specks on his dick for entertainment. Owen also likes another girl Bethany who puts fags in his dick whole .owen liks the smell of fishy fannys and at supper he usually ask kelsey for a whiff of hers. Before drowning in it.
Owen middler : shag me pls
Person: yes let me put my glasses on ur 2 incher
by LLLLLLL)((()(( April 25, 2022
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Dutch owen

A term referencing passing gas under the covers. <generica> yeah it's when you fart under the covers and then you force the other person's head under the covers. my ex and i used to do it to each other all the time.

Touche.
Doctor 7 is not my boyfirnd anymore because he made our bed an enormous Dutch owen.
by Ruskie April 10, 2005
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Owen+Aroa

owen and aroa are the best couple. they are a good match because they are both self centered, and show offs. But they both are out going and can be good friends. Aroa and owens are pretty short people. they also like to travel. seth, trevor. evin, dave and gabe are not a good match with an aroa. lily, penelopy and courtneys are not good with owens! but the best couple is aroa and owen.
owen and aroa are the best couple -by lily tray owen+aroa
by BBQsauceonmytiddies November 23, 2019
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getting owened

a gay sex act or prank which can be pulled at parties. you wait until your male victim passes out and then you rub there hand over you genitals.
Sam: did you guys hear, trav was getting owened on saturday night by wiessy.
Darcy: eww
by Speno November 7, 2006
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