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Open-Anus Fart

When your fart opens your anus releasing a wad of air while producing no noise.This fart can either be stinky or have no smell at all. If your stomach hurts than your fart will be hot and smelly.
I just farted and it was open-anus. My stomach hurts..did you smell it?
by steph and holly December 3, 2003
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Open your Lunchbox

To float an air biscuit reminiscent in aroma of yesterday's lunch.
"Awww man, who opened their lunchbox in here?"
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.
Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.
by Gollum May 24, 2006
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open up a can

Popular shortened version of "open up a can of whoop-ass," a statement generally used as a threat, but can refer to a beating/act of domination that occurred in the past.
1. "If ya'll don't stop your bitchin' I'm gonna open up a can!"

2. "I'm finna open up a can on your stanky ass"

3. "The kids were so out of control I had to open up a can right in the middle of the 7-11!"
by naborsG January 14, 2006
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sexually open minded

Willing to entertain and explore different techniques and ideas in bed without sacrificing one's own integrity.
More than any of the whole two classes on the subject he'd received in school, watching late-night CineMax every now and then inspired Kim to be sexually open minded.
by HairBaron December 4, 2010
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beast open a soda

When someone cant open a soda and they ask you to do it, you open it really fast in one quick motion, hand it to them, then say "thats how you beast open a soda!"
Rob: "Thats how you beast open a soda!"
by Evan AKA Soda Beaster April 17, 2008
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Open Door Policy

1. The rule parents have for their teenage children which states that the door must remain open at all times when guests, friends, or significant others are over preventing any sexual intercourse from happening.

2. A policy, that parents create, in which they leave their door open so their teenage children can't tell what nights they are having sex and what nights they aren't.
1. Dude 1: I just got cock blocked from my freaking mother!
Dude 2: Really? That sucks!
Dude 1: Yeah, she really shafts me with that open door policy.

2. Dude 1: Ugch! I was up all night!
Dude 2: I can tell, you look like a zombie!
Dude 1: Yeah, my parents were going at it last night and tried to trick us with the Open Door Policy. They failed miserably and my mother's moans could be heard across the universe.
by KRGDR April 25, 2011
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