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The Bible of Appa

This is @vibqaisurdaddy’s spin on Christianity. He has created a new version of the Bible which instead of Jesus it is Appa (his handle) and Shadoe (Compy on tt) who has his own religion “Shadism” commonly mistaken for “Shadeism”
“Bro did you hear about that new Bible that came out called “The Bible of Appa” their beliefs are very truthful and their alter ego shadism is also very truthful
by appawitdatchoppa August 24, 2021
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Bible Guys

a group that is cool eats pizza and plays club penguin but slang versian sias CANCEROUS TO WHOEVER HATES THEM.
yeah join Bible guys man.
by THE BIBLE GUYS April 25, 2019
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The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.
Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????
by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022
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Bible Study

The act of holding Paul's dad down and fisting his rectum till he climaxes while his wife Jana watches. Usually followed by the serving of dessert such as pie
Man I can't wait to get out of work and go to bible study later
by shithouse2 January 5, 2025
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Bibling

DEFINITONS

1. To say you are going to buy something for someone (Most likely give you all of their information for shipping) but you don't actually buy them the item.

2. To complain a lot while playing Call of Duty.
EXAMPLES

1. I just bibled Lorne by taking all of his information and saying I was going to buy him Turtle Beaches.

2. Seriously Keller, stop bibling it's just a game.

3. Terrance just bought me Battlefield 3, he's probably bibling me though.
by Just let me publish this November 3, 2011
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Bible Guys

if u love club penguin and pizza join the bible guys.
by THE BIBLE GUYS April 25, 2019
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Bible

The Bible is a book where you find all the religious events that have happened in the past. Some of the stories have proven to be true. Some objects from it were found and some prophecies happened or still happening. For example, in the Book of Revelations is written so many things that are happening right now. For all the atheists, just please stop making fun of christians since we literally haven't done anything wrong, we just belive in something else (if a "christian" did something wrong or forced you into his beliefs, then he has personal problems, that dosent apply to normal christian people, we are humans aswell even if we belive in something you don't). I know the bible might seem dark, but if you open your eyes thats the truth, thats the world we live in because of the sin in it, and the emptiness people have, and can't fill. The Bible is mostly misunderstood by people because they don't actually spend enough time trying to understand and take it as a joke, which makes it impossible to understand. But the small definition of the Bible is "the truth".
Normal human being: What's a bible?
Christian/anyone that knows anything about the bible: The book of truth
Normal human being: Why do you think is the truth?
Christian/whatever: Because everything in it is happening right now.
by weird guy everyone hates October 9, 2021
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